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"I solemnly swear that I am up to no good!": If you like to laugh you honestly have to read these!!!
These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while the exchanges were taking place.
ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband…
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Because of the crystal-clear water, Flathead Lake in Montana seems shallow, but in reality is 370 feet in depth.
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